The Purge: Retribution
Chapter 1: The Assassination of President Charlie Roan
At a fancy hotel, I was just playing Half Life 3 on my Playstation Vita 3. But, my adoptive parents were knocking on my hotel bedroom door.
Michelle: "Cody! You in there? It's almost time to get ready to see Charlie Roan's election speech!"
I took off my headphones and called out to them.
Cody: "Yeah, mom! I'll get ready in a minute! Just let me finish this level in Half Life 3! I'll save my game after!"
Terry: "Well don't take too long in there! We'll be late!"
Cody: "I won't be long!"
I continued to play my game while parents get changed in their fancy outfits.
20 minutes later...
I've gone to the bathroom to put on my tuxedo, and I washed the sweat off my face. I pee a little in the toilet, and flushed.
Cody: "Boy, the flushing sure makes me feel comfy."
0_0 Did I say that outloud...? Anyways, I exit the bathroom, and showed my parents my clothes.
Michelle: "Oh Cody! You look so handsome and cute in that outfit of yours!"
I blush in embarrassment.
Michelle: "Oh, don't worry about it, sweetie. People are going to like you, I promise you that!"
Terry: "Besides! You might even get ladies with it."
I blush redder.
Terry: "Hey. It's just a joke. You don't have to take it seriously, my boy."
The beeping was coming from a limo outside.
Michelle: "Oh! That must be the ride. Alright, let's be on our best behavior."
Mom exits the room to go the limo.
Cody: "Dad. Why did you bring to this trip? I don't even want to get involved with politics..."
Terry: "Son. The reason why you're here is because my brother works for the president. My brother being your uncle."
Terry: "Yeah, really. He's an FBI agent, and he protects the president, no matter what."
I begin to be fascinated by my uncle's information and job. I didn't know that he was an FBI agent, AND he protects the president! Maybe this won't be boring after all.
Michelle: "BOYS! IT'S TIME TO GO!!!"
*BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEP!*
Mom was really losing her patience for us.
Cody and Terry: "COMING! GOD!"
10 minutes later, outside the White House...
We're FINALLY at the White House for the speech...I wish it didn't take so long to get there.
The limo stopped and parked at an empty space.
Michelle: "Well. Here we are. The White House. Where President Charlie Roan is. Be amazed..."
It was SO big! And...so WHITE! Cool...
Michelle: "I know! Cool, right?"
I turned to Mom.
Cody: "I...guess it is."
We all exit the limo, and mom tipped the limo driver.
Limo Driver: "Thanks, Miss!"
Inside the White House...
Wow. There's a LOT of people here. It DOES kinda makes sense, since it's the WHITE HOUSE. There were a lot of camera flashes, probably because of the Presses.
Press Guy 1: "MADAM PRESIDENT! MADAM PRESIDENT! 4 years ago, how did it feel getting rid of The Purge?"
Press Girl: "Was there any trouble?!"
Press Guy 2: "What will you do if you become president again this year?!"
Charlie Roan calmed the citizens and presses down.
Charlie: "People. People. Calm down. I know what you're all thinking. I bet it's this, "Will The Purge come back? What will I do if I become president again? What new laws will I make?" Well, it's kinda hard, to be honest. Now, I don't want to frighten ALL of America. So, don't worry. I'll be the BEST president EVER. And not the WORST like Donald Trump. I mean, seriously, he was impeached in May 2017. Months after Inauguration day. So, put your trust in me, and put your fears to rest. Becauuuuuse...I will-"
Oh my god...Was that a Sniper?!? Charlie Roan has been shot! My god, it's a gory sight! HER BLOOD EVERYWHERE! Her head was the WORST sight. It had a bloodied hole in the brain area. With her blood coming out from her mouth.
An evil laugh is heard outside the White House. It was a man wearing a Donald Trump mask, with blood and dirt all over his clothes. And he's also holding...A SNIPER RIFLE?! HE'S the shooter?!
Man outside with Sniper Rifle and Donald Trump mask: "PURGE FOR LIFE, MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK CHARLIE ROAN! NOT MY PRESIDEEEEEEEEEENT! (evil laughter)"
After he's done laughing, he disappeared! Out of thin air! Holy shit! Camouflage?! The Secret Service agents were all over the place, searching for the shooter. All of a sudden, my parents grabbed my arms, and ran the fuck out!
Michelle: "We have to go, NOW!"
Terry: "We are NOT letting you die! OUR ONLY SON!"
We ran to the limo and got in.
Michelle: "Start the car, now!"
Limo Driver: "What's wrong, miss? What's going o-"
Michelle: "I SAID, START THE FUCKING CAR, NOW!"
Our limo driver sped us back to our hotel.
Back in the hotel room...
Cody: "Guys! W-W-What's going on?! Did Charlie get SHOT?!?"
Michelle: "My god...We just witnessed an assassination!"
Cody: "What the...WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?!"
Mom shushed me with her fingers.
Michelle: "HONEY! Calm down! Let's just report this to the Police, and they'll stop the guy."
Terry: "But, weren't we there? I mean, we JUST witnessed it."
Cody: "I saw the guy who did it!"
Michelle: "Really?! WHO?!"
Cody: "He had a Donald Trump mask, had blood and dirt all over his body and clothes, and a sniper rifle. AND...he disappeared when he noticed me!"
Terry: "Shit... He must've been wearing an Invisibilty Camo."
Cody: "I forgot they existed!"
Michelle: "Right. Let's call the Police about this."
Mom was about to call the Police, until she hears this.
TV: "We interrupt Steven Universe with some MAJOR news! President Charlie Roan has been assassinated at the election speech today. While she was doing her speech about The Purge and all, all of a sudden, she was shot by, most likely, a Sniper Rifle. THIS is the photo of the Assassin."
The TV shows a picture of the SAME guy I JUST saw!
Cody: "Tha-That...THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THE GUY WHO SHOT CHARLIE ROAN!!!"
Michelle: "Oh my god...He's wearing a Donald Trump mask. A mask only available during The Purge."
TV: "Oh! We now go Live in the White House, where Frederick Picasso, another elect person, is doing a speech about the shooting."
The TV shows a Live Feed in the White House.
Frederick: "People! People! Settle down! Now. I know that an event, regarding of a shooting, was a terrible tragedy. But, since NO ONE is running for president. I guess I'LL be president by default. My slogan is "Make America Great, yet again!". I guess I'll start by...bringing back The Purge? (smiles) Yeah. That's what I'll do. I'll be your president, and I'm giving it back to you...the people."
People in TV feed: (cheering and clapping)
Frederick and People: "USA! USA! USA! USA!"
I turn the TV off in anger.
Cody: "FUCK! NOW WE HAVE A HUUUUUGE DOUCHEBAG AS PRESIDENT! WE ALREADY HAD DONALD TRUMP, WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE! OUR COUNTRY IS FUCKED, YET AGAIN!"
Michelle: "CODY! CALM DOWN! IT WILL BE ALRIGHT!"
Cody: "HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN OUR COUNTRY IS IN GREAT DANGER?!"
Terry: "Maybe he's just bluffing? I mean, who the HELL would bring back The Purge?"
I calm down a bit.
Cody: (inhales and exhales) "Yeah. I...I guess you're right, dad. Maybe everything will be alright..."
To be continued...